Sunday, October 30, 2011

Halloween Hatred

I despise Halloween. Never been a huge fan, and this year, it's WORSE!

1. It's crazy expensive between costumes and candy and blah blah blah.
2. Nobody needs that much candy. Sorry, they just don't! (The average amount of candy that one American consumes in the month surrounding Halloween is 24.7 pounds)
3. The costumes are so skimpy (essentially they cover about 10% of your body and that's it. If you're lucky).
4. Most of the characters that people become are WAY innapropriate. (For example: the guy that I heard about who dressed up as a terrorist and crashed a party... really? Grow up).
5. All that candy makes you feel blah and lethargic. Who really wants to feel like that?
6. In college it's an excuse for everybody to get drunk... It's gross.
7. People get WAY more into character than they need to, especially walking around campus. Seriously, grow up. You're not 5 anymore...
8. It's not just October 31st that is celebrated, it's the entire week prior. So stinkin' dumb.

Halloween is SOOOO dumb!!!

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