This has been a long time coming, and I'm sorry if you aren't expecting this. I just don't think we are going to work anymore. I have cried way too much over you. I have stayed up way later than necessary trying to figure out where I went wrong and why you hate me. I have tried to seek the counseling of my good friends Carley & Laura, and have sought the advice of my family, and although they have encouraged me to keep going all year, they have agreed that we just aren't meant to be. My roommate has seen the stress you have put me through, and she has decided that if I don't end this she will (and we both know that wouldn't be pretty). Tomorrow will be our last day together. I am going to come and take what is rightfully mine (passing this final), and then I am going to walk out with my head held high. You have put up a good fight, and although our good times were few and far between (or non-existant), I appreciate what you have taught me. Thanks to you I will never think about entering the government. Thanks to you I will never take a class with an average GPA of 1.4 out of 4. After our battle tomorrow we will be over, and I'm sorry if that hurts you. Please remember that there will be plenty of other naive freshman that will take your class next semester. Choose one of them to hate, because between you and me -- IT'S OVER after tomorrow!!
1 comment:
This is hilarious! I think you should publish this on FB after tomorrow night. Way to funny!
Post a Comment