Out of the Mouth of a College Kid

Just in the past 12 hours...

"Can I throw this damp towel in the dryer without washing it? It's just going to get dirty again tonight."

*Pulls sweatpants out of dirty laundry basket. Sniffs*
"SWEET! These don't even smell bad. Looks like I can wear them for the second day this week. Or the third..."

"Do apples expire? I think I have had this one for at least a month."

Rachel: "Do you have any dishes you want me to wash real fast?"
Me: "No, I'm good, thanks though!"
*10 minutes later*
Rachel: "This cup has cranberry juice caked to the bottom! What the heck? I thought your dishes were clean!"

Rachel: "Have I worn this shirt this week?
Me: "I don't think so?"
Rachel: "Smells clean enough!"

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