Me: Does everybody have their seatbelts on?
Car: But MOM!!!
Me: Tina -- that includes you! Is your seatbelt on as you lay down across the backseat?
Tina: You won't wreck! You won't even speed! Mom!!
"Mom! What time do we play?"
"Where are we going to supper, Mom?"
"When are we leaving, Mom?"
"Mom! Pay attention to me!"
"You looked like such a proud Mama when I scored my first goal!"
"Mom, can we have dessert instead of dinner?"
"How much is the student discount, Mom?"
Stranger: How'd you get stuck having to be all of their mom's this weekend?
"Mom. You take the fun out of everything. You won't even let us go play ding dong ditch with the prostitutes next door!"
And it goes on. And on. And on.
... Obviously I am a fun-sucker and I know the answer to everything... Welcome to water polo weekends!
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