Typical Conversation with Rachel

Let me walk you through today. It's 11:10 and you are just getting home for the first time since you left the apartment at 7:15 this morning. You are finally able to think about supper when you realize you don't have bread to make a peanut butter sandwich, and had the leftover mac'n'cheese for lunch. So, you throw a bag of popcorn in the microwave.

Rachel: "That's NOT all you are eating for dinner"
Me: "You're right, I'm putting M&M's in the bag too!"
Rachel: "Um, protein?"
Me: "I said I was having M&M's..."

Yep. This is my life!