What They Don't Teach You in Education Classes

I'm realizing that although we do learn an insane amount in all of these education classes, they definitely do not prepare you for some of the things that kids will say or do!

Like peeing all over their backpack so that they don't have to do their homework because it is covered in pee.

Yes, that happened today. And yes, I was the one who had to handle it. And no, I was never taught about what to do if a kid dropped his shorts in the middle of a hallway to pee on his homework.

Then this conversation with one of my sweet boys:

Boy: "Miss Suddendorf?"
Me: "Yes?"
Boy: "Were you once a human that SUDDENly became a dwarf? Or were you always a dwarf that suddenly became a human?"
Me: "I was one of Snow White's Seven Dwarfs!"
Boy: "Wait, I was just kidding! What do you mean?!"

Oh the things they forget to mention in education classes. Kids will do things that you won't believe and will say things that will make you think quickly for a comeback!